Intelligence-based surgical support, enhancement, and precision-combat class · Ark-approved homebrew
- Hit die
- d8
- Key ability
- Intelligence
- Saving throws
- Dexterity, Intelligence
- Procedure save DC
- 8 + PB + INT
- Procedure attack
- PB + INT
BBL Surgeons combine magical surgery, alchemy, and specialized anatomical training. Every class feature must involve a target’s butt, gluteal muscles, tailbone, or functional posterior. Miranda’s Level 3 statistics are Save DC 13, attack +5, and four d6 Procedure Dice.
Core rules
- Posterior Restriction: Procedures cannot heal ordinary injuries, enhance unrelated actions, or target a creature without an identifiable rear.
- Accessible Posterior: A posterior is accessible from behind, while the target is Prone or otherwise vulnerable, while an ally distracts it, after Circle the Patient, or when Ark rules its anatomy is exposed.
- Glute Trauma: Qualifying posterior damage is tracked alongside normal HP. It cannot exceed missing HP, and Restructure cannot heal more than the target’s current Glute Trauma.
- Procedure Dice: Procedures spend dice from the pool shown in the progression table. All expended dice return after a Long Rest.
- Restructure: Spend one Procedure Die to restore the die + Intelligence modifier in HP, limited by Glute Trauma. A 20-foot syringe requires a Procedure Attack against AC 10.
Miranda’s Level 3 Combat Sculptor features
- Circle the Patient: Bonus Action movement toward a patient or accessible posterior without provoking from one selected creature.
- Rapid Injection: Administer a beneficial procedure, potion, syringe, or medical compound as a Bonus Action.
- Combat Sculptor: Miranda’s scalpels and syringes count as magical weapons for posterior attacks.
- Enhanced Gluteus: For 1 minute, grant +10 Speed, doubled jumping and carrying capacity, Athletics Advantage, stronger resistance to Prone and forced movement, and Posterior Slam. One free use per Long Rest; further uses cost two Procedure Dice.
Clinical procedures
- Emergency Lift: React with a Procedure Die to help resist Prone or forced movement.
- Power Injection: Enhance a qualifying athletic effort, movement defense, or posterior attack for 1 minute.
- Precision Incision: Add a Procedure Die to a scalpel hit and reduce the target’s Speed by 10 feet.
- Anesthesia Shot: A posterior syringe hit can deal extra Procedure Die damage, halve Speed, and suppress Reactions on a failed Constitution save.
Level progression
Procedure Dice progress from 4d6 at Levels 1–4, to 5d8 at 5–8, 6d8 at 9–10, 6d10 at 11–12, 7d10 at 13–16, and 8d12 at 17–20. Later features include Advanced and Mass Restructure, Buns of Steel, Rear Chassis Specialist, Perfect Contour, Surgical Precision, Ultimate BBL, Functional Posterior, Mobile Clinic, and Perfect Reconstruction.
“BBL Surgeon” is the official class name. “BBL Doctor” is a retired earlier name that NPCs may still use casually.